CANDY
BAR
One Bar. Infinite Regret. Zero Chill.
Cotton Candy Core
A pillowy cloud of pure spun-sugar sweetness melts at first bite
Citric Acid Crust
Nuclear sour candy shell packs more pucker than 1,000 Warheads
Strawberry Surge
Hyper-sweet strawberry jam ribbon winds through the center
Blue Raspberry Shockwave
Electric blue raspberry crystals that crackle and pop on your tongue
Sour Orange Finish
A tart citrus afterburn that lingers like a champion
Fizz Dust Coating
Sherbet-style fizzing sugar all over the outside for maximum chaos
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💛 The Sweet Illusion You bite in. Cotton candy bliss. You think you've got this. You haven't.
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💚 The Sour Sucker Punch The citric acid shell hits. Your face folds in half. Tears are optional but expected.
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💙 The Pop & Crackle Blue raspberry crystals explode. Your tongue is now a firework.
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🩷 The Sweet Comeback Strawberry surge rolls in like relief. You feel safe. You are not safe.
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🍊 The Eternal Afterburn Sour orange finish. It stays. Forever. Tell your family you love them.
⚠️ OFFICIAL CANDY BAR WARNING ⚠️
CANDY BAR contains enough citric acid to make a grown adult reconsider all of their life choices. Side effects include: involuntary facial expressions, uncontrollable drooling, sending frantic texts to friends, and an immediate need to eat another one. Do not eat near mirrors. You will not recognize yourself.
🧪 Ingredients of Mayhem
Sugar, glucose syrup, citric acid (an irresponsible amount), malic acid, tartaric acid, cotton candy flavoring, strawberry natural flavoring, blue raspberry natural flavoring, orange natural flavoring, sodium bicarbonate (for fizz), tartrazine (E102), brilliant blue FCF (E133), allura red (E129), carnauba wax coating, popping sugar crystals, sherbet dust, love, chaos, and zero regret.
WARNING: Not suitable for those with a functioning sense of dignity.